Humorous Quotes & Funny Sayings Wood Signs

Changing the Toilet Paper Does NOT Cause Brain Damage

Toilet Paper Box Sign

$9.99

Roll My Eyes Box Sign

$7.99

Great Shape Box Sign

$9.99

I'd Like to Thank Box Sign

$9.99

You People Must Be Exhausted from Watching Me Do Everything

Watching Me Do Everything Box Sign

$9.99

Being Cremated is My Last Hope for a Smoking Hot Body

Smoking Hot Body Box Sign

$9.99

Someone Giggles Box Sign

$7.99

You Can Have Your Snowflakes Box Sign

$9.99 $7.50

Christmas by the Sea Red Box Sign

$15.99 $11.99

Christmas by the Sea is Where I want to be

Christmas by the Sea Inset Box Sign

$13.99 $10.50

Beachy Christmas Palm Box Sign

$9.99 $7.50

... I'm having six, it's called a "tasting" and it's classy

It's Classy Box Sign

$11.99

I'm sure the cleaning fairy will be here any day now.

Cleaning Fairy Box Sign

$7.99

Common Sense Box Sign

$6.99

Bikinis? Oh hell no, I thought you said Martinis?

Bikinis Martinis Box Sign

$7.99

Favorite Pain Brown Box Sign

$6.99

Cuss a Little Wood Box Sign

$7.99

Squats? I thought you said let's do Shots?

Squats Shots Box Sign

$7.99

Sarcasm is just one service that I offer.

Sarcasm Box Sign

$7.99

Pie and Lattes Box Sign

$9.99

I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg!

Laughed So Hard Box Sign

$7.99

Shovel Sunshine Winter Wood Box Sign

$10.99

You can have your Snowflakes, I'll enjoy my Seashells

Snowflakes vs. Seashells Winter Wood Box Sign

$11.99 $9.00

Beach Beach Beach Wood Box Sign

$11.99

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings, when I called you stupid I though you already knew

I'm Sorry Wood Block Sign

$7.99

Girlfriends are just therapists you can drink with

Girlfriends Wood Box Sign

$9.99

I'm Sorry I Slapped You... I Panicked Sign

Sorry I Slapped You I Panicked Wood Block Sign

$6.99

Sometimes I Open My Mouth and My Mother Comes Out

Mother Comes Out Cotton Tea Towel

$7.99

Silence is Golden - Unless you have children, then silence is suspicious.

Silence is Golden Cotton Tea Towel

$7.99

Oh, you think I'm cute when I'm mad? I'm about to be gorgeous!

Think I'm Cute Wood Block Sign

$9.99

Good Friends Don't Let You Do Stupid Things... Alone

Stupid Things Wood Box Sign

$7.99

OMG My Mother Was Right About Everything

OMG Cotton Tea Towel

$7.99

I'll Try Being Nicer if You Try Being Smarter

Nicer - Smarter Wood Box Sign

$9.99

I Love the Sound you Make When you Shut Up

Shut Up Wood Box Sign

$7.99

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